The only iPad review you need to read

Okay, so you have read some 303,628 iPad reviews so far. The iPad has been covered by everyone from Stephen Colbert to Cory Doctorow to Mike Arrington, and even your mom has an opinion about it. But the review by Jason Kottke from is the only one you need to read, ever. (Highlighting is mine)


Lorem iPad

Lorem iPad dolor sit amet, consectetur Apple adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua Shenzhen. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud no multi-tasking ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip iPad ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor iPad in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse CEO Steve Jobs dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Windows 7 ha ha ha. Excepteur sint occaecat battery life non proident, iPad in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Morbi erat justo, magical in semper posuere Jony Ive, molestie eget ipsum. Praesent eget erat no camera. Apple a erat sit amet ante pretium just a big iPod touch bibendum a at magna. Suspendisse Flash, sem sed tempor gravida, dolor mi auctor HTML5, vel feugiat justo metus nec diam. Maecenas quis iPad volutpat augue.

What Jason did is he took the famous Lorem Ipsum text and plugged a handful of keywords that every reviewer has been mouth-frothing during the past few months. Even though it doesn’t make any sense, this pseudo-review strangely sums up everything you need to know, or rather already know about the iPad.

I wish someone made an iPad review generator. It would really help a lot of bloggers.

[via Hacker News]

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